Boys - What You Are Doing Wrong

This blog is going to be a bit different from ones in the past, asides from it being all bullet points they are the opinions of many girls that I have posed the question of "what annoys you about boys" to. These are a combination of things that really piss me and the girls I asked off, about the opposite sex.

Boys - take note. And if I get enough suggestions about what annoy you about girls, it is only fair that I include that in a blog in the future.

Should probably mention that when I asked a lot of girls this question the immediate response by 100% of them was along the lines of; "everything", "what doesn't annoy me about boys", "I hate boys", "they exist". Etcetcetc. On that note...here you are;

• First off - I'm not even sure if the male species ever really afford the right to be called "men". In my eyes they are, and shall always be, "boys".
• Guys who complain about the pain that they went through that one time that they got their chest/legs waxed but how it was "worth it" cos it was for charity. We get it done every 6 weeks. Seriously - grow a pair.
• Transparent boys. "I don't just want you for sex." Then why is it that EVERY time you get in touch its a call or text past 2am. I don't call my female friends at this time unless I've lost them on a dance floor. I suggest that you too, follow this rule.
• Guys who can't dress to save their life. It's not that difficult to look half-decent as a guy so throw on something that's better than just a pair of Canterburys and a clean(ish) hoodie. Current fashion advice  for the under 30s - a pair of chino-esque trousers, a t-shirt from Topman, Toms and a cardigan. Get it done.
• Thinking that period pain is "probably not as painful as being kicked in the nuts". Ye. Maybe. If you were continuously being kicked in the nuts day and night for 3-7 days a month. Once this has happened - we can talk.
• Guys who always have to appear better than you even if they clearly aren't. Total power struggle. Get over it. It has long been established that women are just as smart (smarter) than men. Plus, anything you can do I can do better ;)
• Seeking approval through compliments.
• Covering their Facebook with invites to their friends to go to the gym for a "big sesh", y'all have phones right? Use them. Then later on making sure they mention how much they benched or posting a picture. (You know who you are and you largely live in North Berwick...)

• Trying to show off with abilities or possessions that they clearly don't have. Oooh you have a Vauxhall Corsa with stripes painted on it...that will definitely make it go faster.
• Making up crappy excuses as to why you didn't text or call back. Believe it or not, most girls would just appreciate the truth that you just aren't that into us. Or if you are into us and it was genuinely you losing your phone for the 5th time, might I suggest a fanny pack?
• Starting fights when you are drunk. I don't even know if you know what the fight is about half the time. Either drink less so that you are drunk but not angry-drunk or do what girls do - glare at someone you don't like and bitch behind their backs...no blood that way at least.

• If it's okay for you to go to strip clubs and get a lap dance off a random girl then you will be okay with me becoming a lap dancer. Oh you arent'? How does that work then...
• Thinking that you know about guns cos you play COD. You don't. Unless you are in the armed forces or hunt a lot then you don't know about these things. You may know the names - yes. But if I were to present you with one of them would you even know how to begin to assemble and shoot it?
• Guys pretending that they are richer than they are. You bought a bottle in a club. Congratulations, you just bankrupted yourself. Oh how do I know this - cos you are now posing with the bottle and putting the picture on Facebook.
• Guys who meet you on a night out and chat to you for ages. Filling you with promising of dates and romancing that is destined to never take place as it turns out that after giving you their number and you texting a few days later, that they never intended to text you back.
• Which brings me onto another one a friend suggested - "I would rather that they said nothing, than promising me the world only to get next to nothing."
• If you are explicitly asked "do you have a girlfriend" - don't lie.
• Over-reacting at the slight mention of one of your ex's even if it's when a girls mentioning their ex in a bad light. Don't take it so seriously. Chill.
• Grabbing my bum will not make me like you. I don't grab your crotch.
• A guy can have female friends and we are called a "psycho bitch" for asking about it. Yet as soon as we mention that male friend we have, shit just got real.
• Telling people who you had sex with. We get it, you used your penis. Congrats. Do you want a medal? Plus you know what they say - the rule of 3. Divide the number of girls a guy says he's slept with by 3 and that's the real number (if American Pie said it, it must be true.)

And one girl said;

• "They breathe...that's pretty annoying."

So there you have it! If you want me to add any then you know where to find me. And boys, I think that the answer to your question is probably, no. You can't ever get it right.